Its a Pirates Life for Me!

And us pirates, we like our stories. Usually told through voice, passed on from one pirate to the next, our stories grow to legends and eventually myths. Fables of the great Miura Bull and his cult following of Rebels, for example.

More so than most, the Black Rebel Rifter Club has many accomplished "warrior poets" as you will. Amoung the regular pirate crews of New Eden, you will find many exciting and storied tales of killing, fighting, sex, drugs, whiskey, and of course, Rifters; a great many originating from this very Club.

Recently, Miura Bull was approached by a mysterious "Fighter X". I dont know the details of the details, but suffice to say that a group of eight were chosen to tell their stories. Some of them arent the greatest pilots of r1fta, but they hold the legends close to heart and rejoice in the tellings of the Club.

So without further ado, I give to you the Black Rebel Rifter Club's collaborative effort at recording this pirate corporations history and stories:

The Fighter at the Gates of Hell

EVE: Black Rebel Rifter Club is Awesome!

Just sayin. I felt like letting everyone know that.

Recruitment status: CLOSED
Public channel >> The Autocannon
Description:
Rifter hull enthusiasts. (Except me, I fly the Punisher!)
Unwashed beards, grease, silver sunglasses, long beaded hair or shaved heads, tribal faces, armpits, earrings, chain whips, pistols and stripped-down Rifter hulls passing in formation like a burst of dirty thunder. It's Black Rebel time, baby!

Low-sec/null-sec pvp, bar fights and ganks.

Spare drive chain parts from the Rifter's deadly autocannons have been known to be stripped down and used as 'belts' on the Rebels' clothing . . . Always at hand when a bar fight turns ugly.
-- Gallente Police Training Manual.

How they manage to do it? Last I heard they are drinking their beer from unrinsed mindflood flasks. Interesting idea come to think of it. You selling some? - Unknown Roden Shipyards welder, Egghelende.
How did the Rebels grow to be such disliked hell-raisers? Easy, they worked overtime at being crafty, cruel and cowardly.
-- Serpentis chemical plant worker.

Weird Haul Found at Gang's Hideout.
Four coffins, two electronic grave markers and Thukker tribe emblems were found Saturday in the headquarters of a notorious frigate flying gang where three members were arrested on narcotics charges. The residence also contained a throne chair five feet tall, a stuffed owl, an Amarrian beheading sword and assorted frigate trophies and memorabilia.
-- Excerpt from a weekly news report on New Eden's known criminal gangs.

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